"The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the jello's jiggling." A shot that appears to go in, but rattles off the ...

That leads to some awesome moments. When college basketball coaches open up in press conferences, it leads to some quotes that will leave you laughing, scratching your head or just plain confused.

The college basketball season is about a month away ... Here are some of the key quotes from media day. The Big Ten started ...