If you’re booing right now (and you're most definitely not a ghost), then our work here is done ... In fact, these one-liners, Halloween puns and knock-knocks are so funny, that all the laughing ...

funny or spooky sayings. In fact, whatever what you've got planned for Halloween this year, one thing is for sure, these quotes are hauntingly good. “A lantern in his hand he bears, the way by ...